B/D/a/t/G/E/D review via Drunk Monkeys

Admittedly not wearing the most trustworthy face in the world, saltine- flavored comedic genius Gabriel Ricard has been gracious enough to provide a pretty thorough first review of Lindsey Thomas' Blind Date at the Glass Eye Disco over at Drunk Monkeys. Although we can forgive him for many insubstantial offenses in the past/present/future, we simply cannot advocate getting a parrot drunk on cheap-wanna-be-craft-beers like Samuel Adams. In fact, we're not even sure if that is a parrot on his shoulder. It could be a fantastic shoulder pad for all we know. Gabriel's like that:

 http://www.drunkmonkeys.onimpression.com/blind-date-at-the-glass-eye-disco/

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